tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*, it’s all mine, everything is mine

(via alottlikevegas)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

(via surprisebitch)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via hurricane-pel)